Miss Suzie here! I hope that you all are enjoying your school days as much as I enjoy riding 8 hours on a bus to same place every week. Boy, it sure is fun! And guess what? This past trip I escorted (I am trained in escorting, you know) 56 seniors to Missouri to see the World's Largest Ball of String, not twine. I don't think they remembered actually seeing it, though. They just contributed to the adjacent World's Biggest Ball of Drool and bought some new tennis balls for the ends of their walkers.
Anyways, boys and girls, some good news! Don't Mess With Texas and I are getting engaged! We are so happy together. The only time I get aggravated with him is when he falls asleep driving. Also when he spits at people who aren't from Texas, which is mostly everyone. Even me. So I think we might agree to get divorced after we get married, but it is what it is in Texas.
I'll have to go down and meet his family. Here is their photo they took to welcome me into the family.
Mind your Ps and Qs,
Miss Suzie and Don't Mess With Texas
There seems to be a problem with this report. Don't Mess With Texas just dumped me for some girl who can operate Excel on Windows. To tell the truth, I am not really that disappointed.
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