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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Oops, I forgot.

St. Patrick's Day! I completely forgot! At least this saint has a good relationship with the Poop Monster, unlike Saint Valentine... 


     One day, Saint Patrick was floating ghostily along (because you can only become a saint after you die, annoyingly enough), sprinkling gold and clovers in his wake, when suddenly something hits him on the head, and it falls through him, because he is a ghost (and you can only become a saint after you die, annoyingly enough). 
     
     He looks up to see what rude form would purposely try to harm a saint, for saint's sake. "Now that I am dead, I don't have to be so saintly any more... So DARN YOU, FALLING..." Wait, what was it that fell again? Saint Patty (he hated that nickname, but he had to put up with it to be nice while he was alive, because you can only become a saint after you die, annoyingly enough) looked up, and he saw...


And he saw... 


AND HE SAW... 


The POOP MONSTER!!! MWAHAHA!!


Saint Patrick just laughed good-naturedly, because he is indeed a saint, and saints are usually saintly. 



3 comments:

  1. is this where we are supposed to comment oh well... lets see i believe the poop monster graced the (southern accent) christian tours Ve-hickle . ( more commonly known as the coach) anyway i think the poop monster definitely made his presence known in the "emergency bathroom" at the back of the bus. how do we know this? well a certain someone had to use this bathroom NUMEROUS times and could not find the little button that said flush... well i ran out of steam there so um yeah i did my best. I guess i should add something about the god awful stink that practically killed the people in the back of the "coach". but i really have to do homework now.

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  2. well this is a comment bout our trip to dc and poop.....

    zack jake and alan were all rooming together and one of them plugged the toilet and another went on top of that so they called for the maintenance dude who well unplugged it....then later the same thing happened and they left it for the nxt pple to come lucky whoev they r :)

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  3. who are you, cookie monster? we'll never know..... harharhar. Here is my contribution, and i have to say it was one of my favorite "On the Coach" moments. Here goes.....

    A man walked onto a "bus" one rainy day, and was immediately confronted by a winged, fanged, and fairly frightening-looking creature. The creature snarled, "Mith Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuthy hath fouuuuuuuuuuund you!" And yes, she snarled with a lithp. She then followed that declaration with a variety of colorful words. The man, who was actually a lowly student but could be portrayed as Captain Jack Sparrow if you need more excitement in this anecdote, was unfazed and simply replied: "Did you just BS my biracial number seven?"


    hardy har. back to mithith king'th mathththththth.........

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