He is EVERYWHERE.

I, for one, am terrified. This afternoon, just a few minutes ago, I had a Poop Monster sighting!! I grabbed the nearest thing that would take pictures (Teddy the Tripod Camera Bear was at a conference.), my computer. Then I sneaked up behind the P. Monster AND GOT HIM ON CANDID CAMERA! Mwahaha! Here is the evidence... It's sobering... Feel free to post your own pictures of Him.

As you can see, the Poop Monster was hiding out in the pie. (If you look closely, one may notice that He was accompanied by a certain Jabba the Hutt.)

The beautiful innocent bystander-pie was shaking in its crust with terror.


Remember to post your sightings, because we all know that they are No. Joke.


-l