Merry Flying Spaghetti Monster Day... Looks like the P. Monster's cousin has his own holiday!

"Dear Santa Claus,

Howdy! You look mighty fine today. That beard really suits you. I know I am probably on your naughty list, but I might as well try. Have you lost weight lately? You know, you are my biggest hero. Ever. Even "bigger" than Paula Dean. Here are some of the things I want for Christmas, because coal didn't get me very far last year...

1. My very own Snuggie
2. Post-It notes
3. Some laxatives (to distribute Joy to the World)
4. A new fountain pen with diamonds encrusted in the handle (to spread the love of the P. Monster)
5. NOT a toilet brush
6. A ticket to My Little Ponies on Ice
7. 1 (0ne) Make Your Own Tattoos set
8. Two front teeth and last but not least...

A GOOD GRADE ON THE SCRAPBOOK

Your dearest, most bestest, most poopiest, most bestest, most dearest, number one fan,

the poop monster"

I discovered this note lying on my kitchen counter a few days back... It is probably the most intricate spreading of the virus I have ever encountered... and It. Was no. Joke.

-l