Yes, minimal followers and subjects, RESUMATION is a word! It's definition is as follows: "the act of resuming work on a blog, specifically a blog based from Larkin's household. Commonly used by people of the genus Awesomenus Peoplas."
There ya go, folks. Resumation. I am resuming posting prodigious posts prior to playing ping-pong with a petite paddle. This blog will run solely as a personal creative outlet for myself, even if no one reads it but me, myself, or I. Your loss.
Since I enrolled in ------- High School, I feel that literally tons of stress has been placed upon any and every humorous bone in my body,including my humourus. (See what I mean? That is the highest joke caliber I've reached in a long time.) No, it's not stress, it is more of neglect. People at HHS have no use for my sort of funny, so the humor bone has shriveled and gone all floppy-like, somewhat like Miss Susie's facial skin-- the part around the, what do you call them, jowels.
So that explains the errant emails you have received, which detail everything from Madison-era anecdotes to pictures of "Don't Mess With Texas" bumper stickers. Please disregard these communications and accept that they are part of my strategy to regain my normal humor-bone functions. From now on, those emails will be posted here instead of clogging your mailbox with ludicrous megabytes of brain drool.
You know what this means, right? Am I mistaken? PREPARE YOUR MEASLEY SELVES FOR MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND FURTHER MORE AND MORE OVER AND MORE AND MORE BRAIN DROOL!!!!!!! Hopefully, said fluid will be delicately articulated and at best, somewhat entertaining.