D. Says...

Ah, finally! Our first guest masterpiece!!   !! ! This time it's from someone under the name of "D"... Who could it be...

Ye Lame Old Poope Limerick

A monster by the name of Poop
Was born in a chicken coop
That poor little hen
Felt a writhing within
And soon became chicken noodle soup

HAHAHA! Isn't it funny? I laughed because I had chicken noodle soup for dinner! Yay for the first white meat, because there is another meat... and it's brown... No. Joke.

-l, and thanks D!